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HeHe... Luvs ya like a brother Bench... Someone help me spell fratricide..... 
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You're just a typical raging blind liberal... Hopeless, helpless andfull of blame America first bile... Oh well, maybe you can vote forHillary in a couple of years....
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Don't confuse 'blame America' with 'blame Bush'.  America is 300 million people, Bush is one man. And a politician. Personally I find there isn't a single politician that isn't a greedy, posturing, lying megalomaniac who'd sacrifice the lives of millions for a personal agenda. Not one, on this entire planet.
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Lets meet in the middle somewhere, blame all members of the republicanparty & their voters instead
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Jack Harney
AKA "Cannon Fodder"
AKA "Grumpy Old Fart
AKA "Certified Senior Curmudgeon"
From Civ - 5 "I have the cultural tact
of a Cuban Pig" AGHL points for your effort....
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08-23-2006, 04:11 PM
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Mah heart is full of pity fer ya... It must be hell to go through life with such
an attitude... Typical for most liberals though... I guess that's why at 70 I
can always find a little levity even in the most grim of situations... I be an
old, wrinkled but very happy dude....
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You're just a typical raging blind liberal... Hopeless, helpless and full of blame America first bile... Oh well, maybe you can vote for Hillary in a couple of years....
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Don't confuse 'blame America' with 'blame Bush'. America is 300 millionpeople, Bush is one man. And a politician. Personally I find there isn't asingle politician that isn't a greedy, posturing, lying megalomaniac who'dsacrifice the lives of millions for a personal agenda. Not one, on thisentire planet.--
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Jack Harney
AKA "Cannon Fodder"
AKA "Grumpy Old Fart
AKA "Certified Senior Curmudgeon"
From Civ - 5 "I have the cultural tact
of a Cuban Pig" AGHL points for your effort....
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08-23-2006, 06:58 PM
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EDM has got it exactly right. Scott in Austin MN
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How To Negotiate With Terrorists A peacemaker walks up to the left side of a line. A terrorist walks up to
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right side of the line. The peacemaker introduces himself. The terrorist
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him. A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
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right side of the line. The peacemaker asks, "why did you kill my friend?"
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terrorist kills him and rapes his wife. A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
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right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "Stop that!" The terrorist
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him, rapes his daughter and kills his wife. A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
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right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "I'll pay you $1000 if you
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attacking us." The terrorist agrees to the deal, takes the $1000, and
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A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
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right side of the line. The peacemaker appeals to the United Nations. The
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Nations says the peacemaker is at fault. The terrorist kills him. A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
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him., his entire family, and his neighbor's family. A heated debate now ensues between the peacemakers who want to be nice to
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the terrorists are all dead. While they are debating, the terrorists kill
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they came from. The peacemaker continues killing the terrorists until the terrorists are all dead. There is finally peace on earth and the United Nations takes the credit. (No peacemakers or terrorists were harmed during the writing of this
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-- Jack Harney AKA "Cannon Fodder" AKA "Grumpy Old Fart AKA "Certified Senior Curmudgeon" From Civ - 5 "I have the cultural tact of a Cuban Pig" AGHL points for your effort.... Gracefully accepted
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08-24-2006, 05:48 AM
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Mah heart is full of pity fer ya... It must be hell to go through life with such an attitude...
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Well, my view is, that since being a politician is a career just like any
other, you must be one because you *want* to be one. And why would someone
want to be a politician? I mean, you've got the expectations of millions on
your shoulders, endless bureaucracy and the hatred of half the voting
populace.
So why would you want to be one? Money and power. It's as simple as that.
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Typical for most liberals though... I guess that's why at 70 I can always find a little levity even in the most grim of situations... I be an old, wrinkled but very happy dude....
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That works <g> I tend to have a similar attitude. You've got to laugh,
haven't you?
Although if being a liberal means believing that a single innocent life or a
single freedom taken away is too high a price to pay for what a government
considers 'security', I'm proud to be one. 
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08-24-2006, 10:15 AM
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Hell no - you haven't offended enough people yet, ya slovenly liberal!
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This is clearly an attention grabbing ploy to earn more "Cultural tactof a Cuban Pig" points - I'm not falling for that one! Civilian_Target
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08-25-2006, 02:29 AM
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So why would you want to be one? Money and power. It's as simple as that.
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Maybe its the only way some people think they can make a real difference,
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08-25-2006, 03:23 PM
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"Jahwe" <nobody@home.nl> wrote in message
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"Cannon Fodder" <gonfishn39@mindspring.com> schreef in bericht news:2soke29tvb9r3o2hp4nj5hn7ilti8lh6vq@4ax.com...
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<snip stupid story> Even knowing that you like to provoke people, this was a truly unfunny and stupid story. You know who is stupid? http://www.devilducky.com/media/49789/ Some scary shit, that is...
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If you ever watch David Letterman, he always has clips from Bush that sound
like he's a complete and total idiot. Pretty funny. Well not so funny
because he's the supposed "leader of the free world". Ok, yeah, Clinton was
boinking a fat chic, at least he could speak clearly and concise, and make
decisions that wouldn't fuck us over royally. I'm not partisan in any way,
but I fear for the future of our country, and for the world, the longer that
Bush stays in office. 2008 can't come soon enough!
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10-01-2006, 02:58 PM
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I can't see that ever happening.
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With any luck Bush will become the first U.S. president to be impeached, tried and executed for war crimes.
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10-01-2006, 03:00 PM
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> You're just a typical raging blind liberal... Hopeless, helpless and full
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of blame America first bile... Oh well, maybe you can vote for Hillary in a couple of years....
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Hillary will make sure there will never be games like Half-Life 2 again,
that's for sure.
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