08-25-2004, 01:47 PM
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Yea, once - and not too long ago neither - I was as you poor
people in this 'newsgroup'; struggling in the darkness; writhing
around in the mud with the ADVERSARY, Satan; more concerned with
wealth, and prestige, computer games, and sensual pleasures than
I was with the the Lord, Our God.
Yes; God CURSES computer games - particularly those that contain
the name of the ADVERSARY! These are all activities of THE
FLESH, and therefore EVIL!
But I saw the Light.... Jesus (bless His holy name) came to me
in a holy vision, and showed me the way to go.
I swore; I dabbled in drugs; I read books other than the Bible;
I fornicated with immoral women, men, and boys; and I drank and
gambled my way into a black hole of despair.
But no longer!!!! I have witnessed the pure, unsullied joy that
only a belief in Our Lord Jesus Christ can provide! I am One
with Our Heavenly Father!
Oh; how I pity you poor fools in the depths of your misery and
despair. You're all so sure, and cocky, and arrogant, and
prideful in your unholy ignorance. But your days will come. ALL
YOUR DAYS WILL COME!
Life on this Earth is short; merely a preparation for the
eternal life which awaits us when we die.
The thing is - there are *2* alternatives in this 'final
destination' department.... and it's YOU that decides where
you're going. WHERE ARE *YOU* GOING WHEN YOU DIE??!!
Now that I have been reborn in Christ, I shall sing with His
Angels when *I* die. I SHALL SIT AT HIS RIGHT HAND!
Whereas all you sinners here; all you unbelievers; all you
deniers of Christ's Godly Divinity, will forever burn in the
deepest, darkest, hottest pits of that Awful Realm of Satan -
HELL!!!!!!!!!!
I can see you all now - writhing in agony, your skin forever
blistering and cracking, holding out your hands heaven-wards,
and saying to Jesus and me (Isiah, his Main Man) "Jesus and
Isiah.... forgive us; lift us up to your holy embrace; SAVE
US"!!!
And Jesus and I will look sternly upon you and say "No! You are
reaping what you did sow, evil-doers! It's too late for that
now! Suffer for all Eternity!"
DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN??!!
Then repent NOW, before it's too late. Remember, Jesus and I can
only take SO much evil from you lot. REPENT NOW!!!
Love,
Isiah Dicke,
Right Hand of God; Friend of Jesus; Avenger of Evil.
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08-25-2004, 03:25 PM
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What! Why is Isiah Dicke <Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]> here?? All
these interruptions are enough to make one insane!!
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Life on this Earth is short; merely a preparation for the eternal life which awaits us when we die. The thing is - there are *2* alternatives in this 'final destination' department.... and it's YOU that decides where you're going. WHERE ARE *YOU* GOING WHEN YOU DIE??!!
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The Field of Reeds... I shall be justified before my gods
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08-25-2004, 07:13 PM
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"EvilBill" <evilbill25@freeuk.com> wrote in message
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What! Why is Isiah Dicke <Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]> here?? All these interruptions are enough to make one insane!!
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Life on this Earth is short; merely a preparation for the eternal life which awaits us when we die. The thing is - there are *2* alternatives in this 'final destination' department.... and it's YOU that decides where you're going. WHERE ARE *YOU* GOING WHEN YOU DIE??!!
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The Field of Reeds... I shall be justified before my gods
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thought we'd go to abydos or something
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08-25-2004, 10:23 PM
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"Isiah Dicke" <Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote in message
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Yea, once - and not too long ago neither - I was as you poor people in this 'newsgroup'; struggling in the darkness; writhing around in the mud with the ADVERSARY, Satan; more concerned with wealth, and prestige, computer games, and sensual pleasures than I was with the the Lord, Our God. Yes; God CURSES computer games - particularly those that contain the name of the ADVERSARY! These are all activities of THE FLESH, and therefore EVIL!
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God only curses computer games when he loses.
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But I saw the Light.... Jesus (bless His holy name) came to me in a holy vision, and showed me the way to go.
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They have pills for that you know.
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I swore; I dabbled in drugs; I read books other than the Bible; I fornicated with immoral women, men, and boys; and I drank and gambled my way into a black hole of despair.
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Sounds like you were a Catholic Preist?
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But no longer!!!! I have witnessed the pure, unsullied joy that only a belief in Our Lord Jesus Christ can provide! I am One with Our Heavenly Father!
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Yeah, until another alter boy bends over in front of you.
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Oh; how I pity you poor fools in the depths of your misery and despair. You're all so sure, and cocky, and arrogant, and prideful in your unholy ignorance. But your days will come. ALL YOUR DAYS WILL COME!
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And the Jehovah's said the world was going to end in 1900...
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Life on this Earth is short; merely a preparation for the eternal life which awaits us when we die. The thing is - there are *2* alternatives in this 'final destination' department.... and it's YOU that decides where you're going. WHERE ARE *YOU* GOING WHEN YOU DIE??!!
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Tahiti?
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Now that I have been reborn in Christ, I shall sing with His Angels when *I* die. I SHALL SIT AT HIS RIGHT HAND!
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I don't think he needs you at his right hand, I'm pretty sure God can jerk
himself off.
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Whereas all you sinners here; all you unbelievers; all you deniers of Christ's Godly Divinity, will forever burn in the deepest, darkest, hottest pits of that Awful Realm of Satan - HELL!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, don't have to worry about heating bills in the winter.
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I can see you all now - writhing in agony, your skin forever blistering and cracking, holding out your hands heaven-wards, and saying to Jesus and me (Isiah, his Main Man) "Jesus and Isiah.... forgive us; lift us up to your holy embrace; SAVE US"!!! And Jesus and I will look sternly upon you and say "No! You are reaping what you did sow, evil-doers! It's too late for that now! Suffer for all Eternity!" DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN??!! Then repent NOW, before it's too late. Remember, Jesus and I can only take SO much evil from you lot. REPENT NOW!!! Love, Isiah Dicke, Right Hand of God; Friend of Jesus; Avenger of Evil.
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08-25-2004, 11:28 PM
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:47:14 +0000, Isiah Dicke wrote:
If you have seen the light, then why are you talking about a manmade myth.
No boy grow and join the fight, then when you die you go to Valhalla where
there is fighting eating and horing all day long.
See thats where real people want to go, not to that wippy myth you are
talking.
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See you and the other side of the rainbow
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08-25-2004, 11:42 PM
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08-26-2004, 12:57 AM
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Isiah Dicke <Use-Author-Address-Header@[127.1]> stared blankly into
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Yea, once - and not too long ago neither - I was as you poor
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Love, Isiah Dicke, Right Hand of God; Friend of Jesus; Avenger of Evil.
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Particle man changed his nick???
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08-26-2004, 03:47 AM
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> Love,
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Isiah Dicke, Right Hand of God; Friend of Jesus; Avenger of Evil.
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I believe he pronounces his name "I see a Dick"....
Dr Fleau
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08-26-2004, 05:09 AM
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Sonni Skammelsen <news@sonni.org> wrote:
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If you have seen the light, then why are you talking about a manmade myth. No boy grow and join the fight, then when you die you go to Valhalla where there is fighting eating and horing all day long.
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Oh, you only get to go to Valhalla, if you die as a warrior, and even
then it's just a 50-50 chance. And it's a bad deal: you just fight the
other warriors again and again and the only women you'll ever get to
see are eternal maidens. I'd much rather spend the eternity at Freya's.
That is, if I were Scandinavian. I'm so glad I'm not. Their idea of
"heaven" is wrestling with the other guys until the end of the world
and their idea of "hell" is being forced to court the pretty ladies in
the halls of the lustful goddess of fertility. And they wonder why we
think they're kind of poofy.
When you die, you actually go to Tuonela. What exactly happens to
people in Tuonela is not known so well. Even though the great sorceror
Väinämöinen visited the place long ago and escaped to tell the tale
(despite the hoard of gods guarding the exits), the Swedish infidels
spent quite some time destroying that knowledge. It seems likely that
Tuonela is some kind of a retirement home, except that you get to
drink beer (make sure your family remembers to sacrifice some on your
grave). I think you can just rest there happily until you're so old
that you forget who you are and can get reborn.
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08-26-2004, 05:26 AM
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 13:09:50 +0000, Jaakko Raipala wrote:
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Sonni Skammelsen <news@sonni.org> wrote:
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If you have seen the light, then why are you talking about a manmade myth. No boy grow and join the fight, then when you die you go to Valhalla where there is fighting eating and horing all day long.
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Oh, you only get to go to Valhalla, if you die as a warrior, and even then it's just a 50-50 chance. And it's a bad deal: you just fight the other warriors again and again and the only women you'll ever get to see are eternal maidens. I'd much rather spend the eternity at Freya's.
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Read some of my posts in babe treads about his ES/TK sorc and you will
learn i will go out as a warrior with a 100% chance of being invited to
Valhalla.
Once in Valhalla you will fight all day long as a true warrior and at the
end of the day, not matter if you are slain or not, you will have a big
party with lots of meat and beer, just to make sure you are ready for the
next day.
And even Female warriors went to Valhalla, so you just try and see if you
succeed.
And whats exactly bad about that, isn't that what we tend to do all day
long when playing Diablo anyway.
See thats the true meaning of life, or should i say dead.
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That is, if I were Scandinavian. I'm so glad I'm not. Their idea of "heaven" is wrestling with the other guys until the end of the world and their idea of "hell" is being forced to court the pretty ladies in the halls of the lustful goddess of fertility. And they wonder why we think they're kind of poofy.
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Once you grow up you will want to be a scandinavian
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